The Countdown

There is exactly one week until V-day. Ahh, good ol' Valentine's Day, where love is in the air. That means I have one week to find a date. How will I do that? Simple. I go out this weekend, meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger who just so happens to be single like me, and he asks me out. We go on a lovely date, have a great time, and I realize there are lots of other guys out there. That's where it will have to end, though. No boyfriends for me for a lonnnnngg time. I know, I know, famous last words. But seriously. This heart must be protected from the dangerous talons of all males for a long while.